Monday, May 25, 2009
Work + Sydney Swans
Luke Vincent's 21st + Fraser Island
Okay, so a little more going on again this week. To start the week, I worked on a group assignment for my Quantitative Management class which involved developing linear programs in Microsoft Excel and writing a report discussing the results. More importantly however, this was the week of Luke Vincent’s 21st birthday, so needless to say, a lot partying and celebrating to report. It began Tuesday night with Tequila shots (something Luke despises, but we poked fun at him for not taking some earlier in the trip) and ended up with us at Scruffy Murphy’s where we counted down the hours to midnight; even though the drinking age is legally 18 here, people in AU still celebrate their twenty-first, and we would learn the reason why later in the week. It turns out that before Vietnam, the drinking age was 21 in Australia as well, but about the same time the United States temporarily changed it to 18, so did Australia, but they never went back. Anyway the time came, we cheered and I joined Luke in the drinking of his first ever ‘Jaggerbomb’ I was more than happy to supply; Luke doesn’t remember it, but it at least it will always be a special moment to me… The next night began and ended on a lot better terms for the official celebration of his birthday – we just went to Lansdowne across the street for convenience and we all bought Luke some shots. Despite the two nights of celebration, the best part of the week had yet to come.

Week 13...and That's It
Week 13: 4/27-5/3
Well, break is over and it’s time to face reality – I had a long overdue Journal entry that I got an unspecified extension for, but not wanting to push my instructor’s leniency, I sat down and cranked out 3000 more words. It’s stressful getting back into things – I am way behind on my blogs, still lost in Statistics, and playing catch up in Social Theory. Not to mention, my time here is beginning to near its end and there are still so many things I would like to, do even in Sydney. The only noteworthy event of the week occurred at the end of week when we decided spur of the moment to organize a city scavenger hunt. We convened in Julia’s room and made a long list of items that you can find in any large metropolitan city. It began with great excitement but soon we discovered we hadn’t prepared it well enough and that there were too many discrepancies which ultimately resulted in us meeting at Three Monkeys Bar. That’s it, can you believe it? I threw in a picture of UTS for your enjoyment!
Melbourne



Sunday we took a tour of the Great Ocean Road – the greatest tourist attraction near Melbourne which everybody is supposed to do while visiting the city. It really was a beautiful trip that began with crossing the largest bridge in Australia and continued along the rocky cliff faces of the Great Ocean Road. The conditions were cold and rainy which made visibility awful but really brought the ocean to life. Our tour guide was a cool kiwi and knew a lot of interesting things about the Great Ocean Road. He managed to keep us engaged even while the windows fogged up from the cooler, humid air outside. He told us stories of an infamous ship wreck and the meaning behind the Twelve Apostles rock formations. Our first stop of the tour was at the official entrance to the Great Ocean Road which is marked by a huge wooden overhang on the road. After getting some cold and rainy pictures, we hopped back in the van and made our way to our next stop at an old lighthouse. The lens in it has been functioning for about 100 years, but when it goes out it will cost thousands of dollars to replace because it was made using a special formulation that has since been lost. Nearby is also the location of an international surf competition at a place called Bell’s Beach (where surfing began) – surprisingly when I went up in the rafters overlooking the beach I saw about 20 surfers out in the water despite the unpleasantly cold conditions. It was a little bit of a ride to our next stop at a rainforest walk that brought us through some very old forest. We stopped for lunch at a little café and I had the best fruit salad I’ve ever had…I mean, besides yours Mom. Next was the main attraction, the Twelve Apostles – at this point the sun had been peeking through here and there so we were able to enjoy some amazing views.

After that we drove another 20 or 30 minutes to the site of the great ship wreck – there were only 2 survivors (a man and a woman) and there’s a great long story that I won’t get into. The final leg of the journey brought us to a site known as the London Bridge, because of the rock formations resemblance. Our guide was very excited about this stop because under the given conditions the waves over the rocks would be enormous; he actually got out and took pictures despite having done this same tour for three or so years now. The waves were great, but they had been great at every stop so far – they would actually rise up when they broke into the cliff faces and engulf the entire front tip in a misty haze. It seemed like it would rise in slow motion and was really cool to see.
Thus begins the long ride home. We made one stop for dinner and about three hours later we were dropped back off at our hostel. It was an early night because the girls had to get up very early to catch their flights – we originally booked to leave all together at about 12pm, but Danielle realized she had to be back for a presentation by early Monday afternoon. I woke up the next morning, got my tram ticket, caught my shuttle to Avalon airport, and flew back to Sydney.
Thailand!

The last stop of this particular tour was at a little tourist trap, gem factory. I found it very funny, since it really didn’t have anything to do with Thai culture or the tour itself, but was obviously a common destination for foreign white tourists on these little tours. We were immediately escorted to a side room which contained a small screen and informational video about the gems this place produced, how they were mined, polished, and incorporated into the various items they sold. They gave us some complimentary sodas and upon finishing the video, literally escorted us around the shop. As we left the room, I looked back to see a new small group of white tourists being ushered in behind us.


We said goodbye to Rich and got our final fittings at Sanny’s shop and discussed plans for dinner. We wanted to wear our new formal wear and have a nice dinner at a quality restaurant, so this time Sanny suggested we go to the rooftop on the 55th floor of a newly constructed hotel in Bangkok. The view was amazing and the place turned out to be very professional and classy with some terrific food. My salmon and drinks turned out to be only about US$40 which is a steal considering the quality – a live piano player and singer performed which was connected to the outdoor patio speakers which is where we were seated.
The next day was Chuck’s last day in Thailand, because he had to be back for a friend that was arriving the next day from the US. We checked out before noon, left our bags behind the counter in the lobby, and went to a very large shopping center downtown (approximately half the shopping size of Mall of America?) and did a little more gift shopping. On our way back, we saw more soldiers and a bus completely burned down to the frame being towed down the street in front of our hotel. When we got back, the King was apparently on his way to our hotel for tea, which I guess he does quite frequently. I believe it is the oldest hotel in Bangkok, and that is the only reason I would see possible for the King frequenting it (and hence called Royal Hotel). While we were in our rooms, some cleaning attendants knocked on our door and asked if someone was standing on our balcony facing the front of the building, because we couldn’t be out there when the King arrived, but they had gone to the wrong room. Anyway, before leaving, we decided to get some Traditional Thai Massages in the bottom floor of our hotel which went at 200 Baht for a 60 minute massage. We had no idea what we were getting ourselves into and I’ll basically leave it at that. I was contorted and bent in ways I didn’t previously consider possible and was asked repeatedly after finishing, “Happy? Happy?” I said, “Yeah, I’m happy, that was good” until after responding for about the third time in a more audible and encouraging manner, she began laughing and shushed me (referring to staff outside the door that might hear me) and I quickly realized what was going on. Making things slightly more awkward, this fifty-plus year-old masseuse stood and talked to me as she watched me change out of the hospital scrubs they had us wear and into my clothes (thankfully I decided to keep my underwear on under the scrubs). It was another memorable and relatively funny event to cap off our time in Bangkok. The four of us got ready and went to the airport where we split ways with Chuck and hopped our two hour flight to Phuket, an island off the south-west coast of Thailand. We arrived at our hotel (Patong Lodge) late at night, got situated, and went to bed.
We woke up late and enjoyed our complimentary buffet breakfast at the last possible minute (stopped at 10am) and casually made our plans for the week. By the time we accomplished this, it was too late to do much besides the tour that our hotel offered, which turned out to be a guy in his own little 1980s, 4-door sedan that spoke very little English. He was really nice though and took us on a decent tour of Phuket and the surrounding areas, including the touristy town of Patong where we were staying. We got some beautiful pictures of the cities from on top of some rolling hills and lookouts and walked through another temple in Phuket. This was nowhere near as grandeur as the Bangkok City Palace, but equally intricate and adorned with jewels and gold. The most interesting part of Phuket to me was all the wild dogs. I have no idea how they got here or multiplied in such numbers, but they are absolutely everywhere – some were healthy, some were emaciated and mangy, and some were quite comfortable around (if not completely oblivious to) people. I love animals, so I had no personal problems with wild dogs running around, and resisted any urge to pet or feed them.
Day five was our largest excursion in Phuket – we took a long bumpy van ride through the tropical jungles surrounding us. Phuket is absolutely the most beautiful place I have visited – its natural beauty combined with the exotic culture and unique city centers were awe-inspiring. Once we reached our destination, we split from the main group and started one of two activities we would be participating in at the site. The first was some tame whitewater rafting – we didn’t have to do much and didn’t see anything exceptionally ‘rapid’, but it was my first time and I had a lot of fun. After this, we all convened at the main canopy for lunch and to see videos and pictures that were taken of us during our rafting adventures. Also here was somebody’s little pet monkey chained up out front that we could interact and play with. It was the cutest, most amazing creature I have ever seen and something I always dreamed of doing, so it was a special experience for me. It was just like a little baby human – I had a little bit of water still in my bottle from the trip out so I opened and extended towards the monkey and he immediately recognized I was offering him water. He walked up to me and grabbed my wrist with one little hand, the mouth of the bottle with other, and drank some of the water.

We made one more stop on the way home at a place called the Monkey Cave. This was another awesome experience for me, because this time we were able to interact with real wild monkeys in a relatively natural habitat. These monkeys however, are sustained by the tourists that come here on a daily basis and feed them bananas and peanuts that are for sale at cart stands scattered throughout the small area in front of the rock face which comprises the cave. I bought a little of each and the monkeys would come right up to you and take it from your hand. Some of the smaller and younger ones were intimidate by the elders, but if you approached a group of young ones you could make sure they got some too without a big one scaring them off and stealing it. Some were trusting enough to sit right on your knee and even hold your hand for a little while if you fed it. We had planned on going to a famous carnival in Phuket known as Fantasea, but since the main attraction is the “largest elephant show on earth”, we decided it wasn’t worth the money and opted to enjoy a nice cheap dinner and the Elvis show that was happening in the bar and restaurant in our hotel. It was probably one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen – this awkward Thai performer dressed up as Elvis and actually sang several songs along to the tune of some sort of synthesized polyphonic electrical version of the music. During a rendition of “Are You Lonely Tonight?” he walked around from table to table asking people if they were lonely. There were probably like 12 people in the entire patio, and hardly anybody was paying attention, which made the situation even more humorous to me.

We took the next day easy and spent most of the daylight hours at the beach. Although there is no hole in the ozone here, the sun is equally intense seeing as how we were almost directly on top the equator during the hottest time of year. Despite lathering sun screen, we all got a little burned by the time we were done. Jumping in the water wasn’t very satisfying either, considering it was about as warm as the hot water at the hotel. Tonight we had dinner at a different hotel in Patong, which had some good specials on their steak dinners. Here I had my first taste of a Thai beer called Chang beer – it had a fruity flavor, but it wasn’t overbearing and tasted pretty good. We spent the rest of the night at bar called Scruffy Murphy’s which ironically (or not?) the same name of an Irish pub we occasionally go to in Sydney. Anyway, while we were here, we had a firsthand encounter with a prostitution negotiation going on down the table from us. Two Thai girls who couldn’t have been more than 16 years old were pretty blatantly negotiating terms with a 30-some-year-old man who we overheard saying that one of the girls wasn’t “worth 1000 baht”. The drink special of the evening was 120 baht double vodka redbulls so I enjoyed about four of these while observing the situation. We ended up leaving before anything developed, but prostitutes were all over the place, so it really wasn’t that surprising. Employees of the “gentlemen” clubs would go around offering your choice of an entire listed selection (with pictures) of the women of their establishment. We had planned on staying out and visiting a few clubs before going to bed, but we were all pretty tired and decided to get some extra rest since we’d be checking out the next day at 10am.
After checking out, we left our luggage with the receptionist, and wore our swimwear down to the beach where we spent the next few hours killing time before leaving for the airport to catch our evening flight back to Bangkok. I ate some Thai McDonald’s for lunch and now have officially had McDonald’s in four different countries! We went back to the hotel, changed quickly, and since we failed to reserve a taxi in advance, we had to opt for a 40 minute Thuk-thuk ride all the way to the airport. At times I was afraid the little motor was going to give out, but it didn’t and the ride was actually quite scenic and relaxing. We got back into Bangkok pretty late, caught a taxi to the Bangkok Palace where we would be spending our final day, aloed up our burns, and went to sleep.
Of course, we only had until noon the next day to check out, so once again we left our luggage at the front desk. We ate another large complimentary buffet breakfast and spent the day back at the mall. I bought a few more gifts and we went back to the hotel. Our eight hour flight back to Australia left early in the evening (local time) and as usual, I couldn’t sleep at all. By the time we got back to UniLodge, I was exhausted – it was still early in the morning (Monday) and so I took about an eight hour nap before unpacking and resituating. What an amazing trip though – unforgettable.
Thursday, May 7, 2009
Fifa Soccer + The Golden Slipper
It was a busy week 9 preparing for my final week of classes (week 10) before the midterm and leaving for Thailand. I’ve been on track with my adjustments in lifestyle, but these two weeks were extremely busy and stressful. The only activity week 9 was a Fifa World Cup Qualifier soccer match between Australia and Uzbekistan at ANZ Stadium. It was a slow first half with no goals scored, but in the second, the action picked up. Australia scored the first goal with a header (I think about 15 minutes in) which was followed by another soon thereafter off a close penalty kick and Australia ended up winning 3-2. I’m not a huge soccer fanatic, but it was awesome going to a world class professional match of significance. With the win, Australia essentially clinched a spot in the tournament for their division, so it seems as though I’ll have one more team to watch next summer in the World Cup. Later in the week I booked my flights to and from Phuket and got a haircut. On Saturday, Chuck and I went to a very popular annual horse race called the Golden Slipper. People from all around the Sydney area gather at the racetrack in a smaller urban area called Rosehill. Everybody dresses formally and brings drinks and food to celebrate the event. It was a lot of fun – we bought some big cigars and watched racing all day. We did some small betting for a little added suspense, and I ended up winning money for four of the five races I bet on for a total winning of $80! I spent $30 to get in, so I ended up pulling $50 before going home. The rest of the week was filled with studying and writing, which carried right over into week 10. I had a 1000-word Rethinking Culture essay due and Quantitative Management midterm (both worth 30% of my final grades) on Wednesday as well as a Statistics assignment and 4000-word Social Theory journal entry due Friday. And since I brought up the topic of grading, I will discuss the unorthodox grading style Australia uses. Instead of A-F, there are five possible denominations: Z = Fail (0-49%), P = Pass (50-64%), C = Credit (65-74%), D = Distinction (75-84%), & H = High Distinction (85-100%). Now logic would tell you that H is the equivalent of an A, D a B, and so forth. It was explained to us, however, that hardly ANYBODY get’s an H and that the system views an H as more like an A+, with D being the equivalent of an A. Credit is considered to be a B and Pass a C. Apparently no grade above 50% is viewed the same a D is back home. Because the grading system is so different, I’m not sure how these classes will affect my GPA at the U of M. It’s something I’ll have to discuss in further detail with my advisors when I get back, because from what I understood before I left, they would be assigning grades to these classes I took, but couldn’t get a clear answer as to how. Regardless, it’s just another interesting tidbit that I felt like sharing, since not much else interesting has happened these past two weeks. The only other thing to happen was that I booked a flight to Melbourne for a week after returning from Thailand. My Fall break lasts two weeks, so I decided it was smart to take advantage of the extra time and the current cheap domestic flight rates (only AUD$154 round trip), so after speaking with Danielle (friend from home) who also wants to go to Melbourne, but whose friends will be going at a time she can’t (like mine), we decided to book some flights together along with a friend Danielle has here in Australia (Allie from Vanderbilt). We will probably be making hotel/hostel reservations tomorrow, but are still in the preliminary stages, so I will update the situation if more details come to light. Otherwise, this will be my last post before leaving for Thailand on Saturday. I am posting this entry on Friday, April 10 of week 10 (I meant to at least), so week 11 will pick up on Saturday and cover my entire trip, which will last through Sunday, April 19 when I return. Take care everyone… I miss you during the stressful times more than ever. May 7 UPDATE: Sorry I’ve been so late on the updates. This is actually being posted on May 7, but I am currently working on my Thai blog and the following weeks’ blogs will include my trip to Melbourne and another to Fraser Island. Life is good right now and I’m working hard to get you all caught up.
St. Patricks Day & Rugby

Week 7 started in a hurry and two weeks went by in a flash. I began planning a trip for Fall Break (Spring in the US) Thursday of Week 6 and am now able to officially announce that I (along with four others [Julia, Jocelyn - another in Sydney and NY college friends with Julia], Chuck, and Evan from Indiana U) will be traveling to Thailand. The flights have been arranged – I am leaving on April 11th and returning April 19th, spending four days in Bangkok, followed by 3 nights in Phuket, and then another night in Bangkok before flying back to Sydney. We will be spending next week (Week 9) confirming dates; booking hotels, tours, etc; and making any necessary final payments. Our flights will be on British Airways (the cheap alternative to Qantas, the major airline of Australia), and quite fortunately I should add, because over the weekend several Qantas employees went on strike in an effort to keep their jobs in lieu of recent events, which have forced the airlines to outsource their security operations. As a result, there have been massive delays and heaps of mishandled &/or late luggage due to the baggage handlers and laborers now on strike who were previously responsible for many of the security duties as well. The event by which this strike emerged (as I heard on the news – something I’ve been making an added attempt to do recently) was the death of a Hell’s Angels ‘bikie’ (slang for a bike gang member, of which there are many here) in the Sydney Airport during the week. It turns out he was beaten to death by a large group of an opposing gang (The Comancheros) who were on the same flight as him from Melbourne and apparently attacked him with fists, boots, and even stanchion poles after de-boarding. The scene sounded horrendous and somehow almost all of the opposing gang got away before police could apprehend them. The result of the incident was criticism over Qantas Airport security and forced the airlines to respond with further preventative security measures, hence the outsourcing and impeding lay-offs. There has been growing tension and violence emerging amongst the numerous bike gangs throughout Australia in the past weeks and has spurred a movement amongst many bikies to ride to Canberra, Australia (the national capital) in an effort to form a truce that could end a lot of the violence. In the mean time, there have been more and more reports of shootings and attacks even spreading to Sydney suburban areas, including the attempted murder of the brother of the bikie who was beaten to death in the airport. He was shot at eight times and suffered three bullet wounds, but survived the attack. Anyways, the trip for Thailand is set and I am growing very excited to experience another culture that is so different from my own. A few things we will be doing are taking a city tour of Bangkok, riding elephants, and visiting the floating markets and grand palace, all during the hottest days of the year and an annual event known as the “Water Festival”, which was originally the Thai New Year celebration. Basically everybody runs the streets soaking each other with water and young people offer respect to their elders or parents by pouring scented water into their hands. Dave, a Thai person who happens to live in our hall, has offered several ideas and facts about the country and I hope to find some more time to talk to him more before leaving.
Another major announcement from Week 7 was the events that transpired during St. Patrick’s Day, 2009. Many of us signed up for a multiple-university affiliated evening cruise through Sydney Harbour. For AUD$59, we were taken on a three-hour cruise with all-you-can-eat Dominos Pizza (for 1 hour) and all-you-can-drink Heinekens, white wine, and some funky pink concoction of what tasted like champagne and some kind of juice. We all got our fill and fortunately for me, my first class didn’t start until 1pm the following day. It was a beautiful night, but I forgot to bring my camera so I’ll have to settle for the mental memories, although I think many of the tourists here make the mistake of taking too many pictures rather than savoring the moment. Regardless, I would like to take more pictures and will be making a greater effort to lug my bulky camera around in the future to digitally capture more of my experiences. I also hope to return to areas in Sydney I have yet to photograph and get some more pictures (despite my measly 3.2 megapixels). The only other happening of the week was a day spent at Manly Beach followed by a night back at ANZ Stadium in Olympic Park for my very first rugby game. This one was an NRL matchup between our local South Sydney Rabbitohs and the Pirtek Parramatta Eels. I bought a replica of last year’s jerseys (on sale) across the street at Rebel Sports as a souvenir which I wore to the game. NRL is the National Rugby League and one of two rugby organizations in Australia, the other being Rugby Union. The difference between the two was described to me as Union being a gentlemen’s game and league being for thugs. League is an ‘updated version’ of Rugby Union with faster play and Union is more internationally recognized, especially in England and throughout Europe. Anyways, the Rabbitohs lost, but it was interesting and fun to watch and we had decent seats about 15 rows back in the corner. The next day was spent at a NEW beach called Coogee Beach. Danielle, an old friend I’ve known since Junior High, is living in a house near the beach for her semester in Sydney, so she came down with her roommates to say hi and hang out. Some friends of hers living in the area came out a little later and we all played some team bocce ball on the beach. Chuck bought the bocce ball set when he found it somewhere on sale…great purchase. Danielle and I of course won in a controversial decision. The sun was hot today, and by the time we were ready to go, I noticed I was beginning to gleam a healthy red glow. I wasn’t as responsible as I usually am with the sun screen and paid for it with my first real burn of the trip. I made sure to aloe up plenty when I got back and it turned out alright. It never was bad enough to hurt or even peel, and so it actually turned into a decent tan, but close call.
Week 8:
Almost nothing interesting to speak of – I spent some time with my friends from the surf trip on Wednesday and Thursday and stayed in for the remainder of the weekend. I’d be lying if I said I’m not growing a bit stressed out. School keeps getting tougher as I continue to try and catch up in my Math Statistics class. After some introspection and thought, I have determined the root of my problems. I am behaving a bit too manically as I persist to assimilate to my new situation and I burn it a little too hard at both ends trying to establish a social life and experience the country I came to study in. Subsequently, in some sense, I have lost track of why I’m REALLY here. According to the University of Minnesota Study Abroad “Culture Shock” diagram, I am currently experiencing the “critical low point” that follows the “emotional high point” that comes with entering the country. The next step is “initial adjustment”, and I am already prepared for the challenge. By placing more emphasis on the ‘cultural experience’ end of things and detracting from the ‘social’ end, (as well as adapt to the different school structure) things should become less complicated and it will create some extra study time. I’m excited to get Week 9 started.